I Can’t WAIT Until My Next Birthday!
July 29, 2009
Why? Because I can have it at a Microsoft Store, yippee!
The leaked image from Microsoft that broke the Birthday news...
I was thinking it could go something like this…
1. Party Games. Pin the Windows on the Blue Screen of Death, Musical Surface Tables, Egg Toss using Project Natal to place an egg in my hand on the screen instead of using an actual egg, and of course a fun game of Ballmer Says.
2. Refreshments.
3. Snacks and Munchies… all ordered without human communication on a Microsoft Surface.
4. Monkey Boy arrives… to sing me the developers song! Then he calls up a massive group of developers who join my friends in singing me an off-key version of Happy Birthday.
5. Cake! Cut with a MacBook Air, of course.
6. Me and my friends then get to smack an Apple piñata, stuffed with pre-paid Windows Mobile phones and Zunes. Hey, they’ve got to get rid of them somehow.
7. A Microsoft Guru thanks us for coming, wishes me a Happy Birthday, and sends us all out, with gift bags filled with copies of Windows 7 (and a bill… what, you thought they’d just give them away?)
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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m stoked.
